A gently humorous story of an alien who finds a role for himself on Earth, in a lingerie shop. The local women are keen to have him assist in choosing the appropriate undergarments, and business is turned around.
- James van Pelt. The Hareton K-12 County School and Adult Extension. (Interzone #248, Sep-Oct 2013)
- William Preston. Vox Ex Machina. (Asimovs December 2013)